Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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