how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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