Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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