Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
operation harelip BJ is a go
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
