Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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