Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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