Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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