Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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