You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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