it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.