i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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