She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
They have beer where we have blood.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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