Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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