nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize