3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job