so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face