1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker