He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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