Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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