Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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