never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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