Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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