Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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