Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.