Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???