I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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