i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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