he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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