We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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