just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET