You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest