Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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