He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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