im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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