During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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