Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
