i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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