No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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