i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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