Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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