they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.