i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?