on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i came on her dog
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn