:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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$5. Donated.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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