i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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