That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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