I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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