Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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