He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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