I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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