You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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