BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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