the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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