Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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