It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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