I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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