Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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